That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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