i already hear my dad disowning me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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