The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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