I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was