I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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