I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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