spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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