Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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