you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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