is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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