Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
