don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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