u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
