We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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