that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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