hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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