Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
17 year olds will be the death of me.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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