you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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