so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
