Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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