so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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