You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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