Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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