Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
