Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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