When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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