Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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