My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
honey bunches of taint.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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