Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
