I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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