Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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