so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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