I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Screwed.edu
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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