Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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