why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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