She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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