and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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