We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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