South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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