Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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