I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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