gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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