I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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