Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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