...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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