DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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