I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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