I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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