I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Rumble strips road head = magical
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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