these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My balls are so social today.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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