I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize