Non-Jews are for practice
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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