please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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