Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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