Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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