Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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