her vagine was all disorganized.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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