haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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