Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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