Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
What a fucking waste of an outfit
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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