I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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